The flock's best friends

The Petting Pond and Qwackyard

Every duck needs a sidekick. These are the furry, feathery, and otherwise fabulous pets of the Qwacker Flock.

Cleopatra, a black crowned duck with golden eyes, reigning over rolled towels under a full moon

Cleopatra

Queen of hissy fits and night magic. Spends her days terrorizing the Head of Beaver Security.

Zeus and Zypher, two miniature schnauzers, sitting proudly beside the hole they just dug in the garden

Zeus & Zypher

The flock’s excavation department. Can turn a pristine garden into a crater field in under ten minutes flat, then bark at absolutely nothing with total conviction. By 9pm they’re asleep in the exact middle of the bed, stretched diagonally so nobody else fits. Hobbies: digging, barking, and bed-hogging — in that order, sometimes all at once.

Charlie and Jasper, two golden retrievers, splashing happily through a sunny forest creek

Charlie & Jasper

Official nap-spot inspectors reporting to the Chief Nap-time Coordinator. They take the job very seriously: splash through every creek like it’s a personal water park, shake off directly onto the nearest human, then collapse into a two-dog pile for a three-hour nap. No nap spot has ever scored below five stars — mostly because they’re asleep before the paperwork’s done.

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